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Created on 2004-03-17 16:54:57 (#2543109), last updated 2009-05-29
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Basic Info| Name: | illusion_bomb |
|---|---|
| Location: | California, United States |
BioI'm Jarred. I'm 19 but I don't look a day over 12. I have the distinct advantage of being both a Virgo and someone who thinks astrology is crap. I also happen to be the only homosexual in the world that doesn't think Brokeback Mountain is very good. I'm so damn controversial. I'm for gay rights but against individual gays. Kind of like feminists that hate women. I'm destined to be alone forever.
My interests are many while my hobbies are few. I love movies but not children. The two aren't related. That's a slam-dunk joke right there. Humor hasn't been this accessible since Vietnam. An out-of-nowhere political statement that means nothing? Hey, I'm fit for the big leagues of comedy.
There is a lack of love in the world for contractions and that's not cool.
I happen to enjoy stand-up comedy. Who are my favorites you ask? Why do you ask that? Well, my List of Greats includes such big names as:
Jonathan Katz
And as well as also too:
Andy Kindler
Louis C.K.
Woody Allen
Kathy Griffin
Eugene Mirman
Emo Phillips
Jen Kirkman
My list of non-interests that are unrelated to the previous list includes:
Saida
Unicorns
Children
Non-children
Mutants
Anime
^_^
Saida
Fake people because they're so damn fake fuck I hate fake people they need to stop being fake
If you want to know more about me then you probably don't know me as well as you thought you did, bitch. I sound dangerous when I cuss. Well, actually I sound like a child cussing because I look like a child.
I'm available, ladies!
It's a little known fact but Jarred happens to have a knack for apt allusions and artificially asinine alliterations!
My interests are many while my hobbies are few. I love movies but not children. The two aren't related. That's a slam-dunk joke right there. Humor hasn't been this accessible since Vietnam. An out-of-nowhere political statement that means nothing? Hey, I'm fit for the big leagues of comedy.
There is a lack of love in the world for contractions and that's not cool.
I happen to enjoy stand-up comedy. Who are my favorites you ask? Why do you ask that? Well, my List of Greats includes such big names as:
Jonathan Katz
And as well as also too:
Andy Kindler
Louis C.K.
Woody Allen
Kathy Griffin
Eugene Mirman
Emo Phillips
Jen Kirkman
My list of non-interests that are unrelated to the previous list includes:
Saida
Unicorns
Children
Non-children
Mutants
Anime
^_^
Saida
Fake people because they're so damn fake fuck I hate fake people they need to stop being fake
If you want to know more about me then you probably don't know me as well as you thought you did, bitch. I sound dangerous when I cuss. Well, actually I sound like a child cussing because I look like a child.
I'm available, ladies!
It's a little known fact but Jarred happens to have a knack for apt allusions and artificially asinine alliterations!
ConnectInterests (110):
12 angry men, ambiguity, andy kindler, annie hall, anxiety, aquabats, atheism, b-52's, batman, bemani, bjork, boys, california adventure, carnival of souls, chico marx, crimes and misdemeanors, crow t. robot, cynicism, daybehavior, ddr, definitely not saida, depression, derp, distaste, distasteful jokes, dr. forrester, dr. katz professional therapist, duck soup, echo image, edm, extraordinary machine, f for fake, fiona apple, freezepop, ghost world, groucho marx, hannah and her sisters, harley quinn, harpo marx, hobo jazz, home movies, in the groove, inland empire, insecurity, jackie brown, jacob's ladder, jazz, jen kirkman, joel hodgson, jonathan katz, kathy griffin, kill bill, kyle cease, louis ck, manhattan, marx brothers, me, me me me, miles davis, morcheeba, movies, mst3k, mtv's downtown, myself, mystery science theater 3000, nathan + 2, neil labute, neurosis, no doubt, not saida, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ocd, offending people, psychology, pulp fiction, puns, pyramid head, reel big fish, rock lobster, rocky horror picture show, saida, saida is a derp, saida is elizabeth peña, saida just kidding, silent hill, silent hill 2, silent hill 3, ska, skinner box, snl, splashdown, stand-up comedy, stella, stephen colbert, strangers with candy, symbiopsychotaxiplasm, the colbert report, the shape of things, things about myself, tidal, tom servo, torgo, trumpy, tv's frank, universal hall pass, when the pawn..., wit, wonder showzen, woody allen, your friends and neighbors
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